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		<title>Nelson Mandela&#8217;s Deathbed Wish: &#8216;Don&#8217;t Let Morgan Freeman Play Me&#8217; in Film Bio</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; South African hero says &#8220;only Vince Vaughn can do me justice&#8221;]]></description>
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		<title>Entire IRS Arrested for Sending Ricin-Laced Letters to Tea Party</title>
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		<title>&#8216;Why don&#8217;t people break chairs over each other&#8217;s heads anymore?&#8217;</title>
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		<title>IRS&#8217;s Lois Lerner Takes the Fifth in Congressional Hearing, Insists She Did Nothing Wrong</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Look, the FBI guys promised me a deal. So I made up a lot of stuff about Michael Corleone &#8217;cause that&#8217;s what they wanted &#8212; but it was all lies &#8212; uh &#8212; everything. And I kept saying &#8220;Michael Corleone<span class="ellipsis">&#8230;</span><div class="read-more"><a href="http://carbolicsmoke.com/2013/05/22/irss-lois-lerner-testifies-in-congressional-hearing-says-she-did-nothing-wrong/">Read more &#8250;</a></div><!-- end of .read-more -->]]></description>
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		<title>CNN: Oklahoma Tornado Linked to Boston Bombings</title>
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		<title>America&#8217;s Foremost Historian Visits Phildelphia</title>
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		<title>Is George Zimmerman Too Fat for Dancing with the Stars?</title>
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		<title>Jodi Arias Murders Jury in Self-Defense</title>
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