Donald Sterling: World Community Should Not Associate With Boko Haram, Because Its Members Are Black

donald-sterling-e1398707406808 LOS ANGELES – V. Stiviano, purported paramour of Clippers owner Donald Sterling, released an audio recording in which Sterling can be heard chastising the world community for associating with Boko Haram, because the members of the Nigerian militant organization are black. Sterling also criticized Magic Johnson for his 1991 HIV diagnosis. “I think [Boko Haram and Johnson] should be ashamed of themselves,” Sterling can be heard saying on the recording.

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Laser Pointer Giveaway Night at PNC Park a “Complete Disaster”

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Cliven Bundy to Buy Clippers

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Infamous rancher to buy Los Angeles Clippers for one million cattle

“I’ve always been a huge fan of Donald Sterling.”

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Astounding audio: Pope Francis Greets Pope Benedict at Today’s Canonization Ceremony at the Vatican

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Pirates Admit Bringing Back Barry Bonds a ‘Big Mistake,’ Plan to Have Alex Hribal Throw Out First Pitch Next Home Game

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PUN SPECTACULAR: Reporter’s Questions Don’t Bode Well with Miller

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Popular Radio Show: “What Would Abraham Lincoln Do?”

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Salute to Sochi!

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Smokers Rush to CVS Before Cigarette Prohibition Begins

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New York Times: Philip Seymour Hoffman’s Overdose Death Another Example of the Skilled Actor’s Willingness to Take Chances

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Health Officials Warn: Some Pharmacies Low on Lethal Injection Drugs

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Chris Christie Tied to Mediocre Super Bowl Commercials

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Pope Francis Arrested for Drag Racing with Justin Bieber

Conservative Catholics Shocked.

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‘Saving Mr. Franklin’ – Philadelphia to be Turned into Theme Park

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If elected President, this is how Chris Christie plans to fight the ‘War on Terror’

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Get your “I Survived the Polar Vortex and All I Got was this Damned Frostbite” hand now!

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CSB Tips to Keep Warm this Winter

snow-tipsFacing sub-zero temperatures this week, Americans are being urged to follow these fun and unconventional techniques to keep warm:

  • Set ovens to “Self-clean mode” and keep the door open.
  • Pipes could freeze, keep your hair dyer on high and rest against pipes.
  • Turn your car’s heat to high and keep it running in the garage for extra coziness.
  • Burn your Snuggies in a safe brick-enclosed pile in your living room.
  • Work up a natural sweat by shoveling your sidewalk every 6 minutes (elderly only)
  • Spend the day at Starbucks like everyone else.
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Angela Merkel injured in skiing accident, NSA credited as first responder

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A Carbolic Smoke Ball Christmas

Three lost souls travel to Jimmy Stewart’s home town, Indiana Pennsylvania, to find the true meaning of Christmas — and to eliminate Jimmy Stewart.

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