Conservative Catholics Shocked.
Facing sub-zero temperatures this week, Americans are being urged to follow these fun and unconventional techniques to keep warm:
- Set ovens to “Self-clean mode” and keep the door open.
- Pipes could freeze, keep your hair dyer on high and rest against pipes.
- Turn your car’s heat to high and keep it running in the garage for extra coziness.
- Burn your Snuggies in a safe brick-enclosed pile in your living room.
- Work up a natural sweat by shoveling your sidewalk every 6 minutes (elderly only)
- Spend the day at Starbucks like everyone else.
Three lost souls travel to Jimmy Stewart’s home town, Indiana Pennsylvania, to find the true meaning of Christmas — and to eliminate Jimmy Stewart.