LOS ANGELES – V. Stiviano, purported paramour of Clippers owner Donald Sterling, released an audio recording in which Sterling can be heard chastising the world community for associating with Boko Haram, because the members of the Nigerian militant organization are black. Sterling also criticized Magic Johnson for his 1991 HIV diagnosis. “I think [Boko Haram and Johnson] should be ashamed of themselves,” Sterling can be heard saying on the recording.
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“I’ve always been a huge fan of Donald Sterling.”
Conservative Catholics Shocked.
Facing sub-zero temperatures this week, Americans are being urged to follow these fun and unconventional techniques to keep warm:
- Set ovens to “Self-clean mode” and keep the door open.
- Pipes could freeze, keep your hair dyer on high and rest against pipes.
- Turn your car’s heat to high and keep it running in the garage for extra coziness.
- Burn your Snuggies in a safe brick-enclosed pile in your living room.
- Work up a natural sweat by shoveling your sidewalk every 6 minutes (elderly only)
- Spend the day at Starbucks like everyone else.
Three lost souls travel to Jimmy Stewart’s home town, Indiana Pennsylvania, to find the true meaning of Christmas — and to eliminate Jimmy Stewart.