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TUCSON – Don Diego de la Vega, a masked outlaw clad in black who claims to be the defender of los campesinos against tyrannical officials, was arrested under the new Arizona law that requires police officers to stop and check the legal status of people they reasonably suspect may be illegal immigrants.
Mr. Diego was also charged with false reporting to police because when law enforcement officials apprehended him, he identified himself as “Zorro.”
The outlaw was nabbed while standing in line at Chase Field to purchase tickets for an Arizona Diamondbacks game.
“His story didn’t add up,” said police chief Noah Swayne. “He initially claimed he’s not from Mexico at all, but insisted he’s a nobleman from Spanish colonial California. But after we softened him up a bit, he changed his tune and admitted he must have accidentally dropped his immigration papers during a rousing sword fight atop a speeding train.”
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