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SEPTEMBER 2009
September 28 | The G-20 Special Edition
September 14 | Outbursts, Wildfires, Obama’s Speeches
AUGUST 2009
August 31 | G-20 Airs, Martian Lake, Pope’s Break
August 24 | The Judge at Woodstock, G-20 Names
August 17 | Nixon Prank, Beatles, Town Halls
August 10 | Beer Summit, Bush, Clinton
August 3 | Kenyan Birth Certificate; Crowley Arrests Obama
JULY 2009
July 27 | Cronkite, Kennedy, Lansbury
July 20 | Sotomayor’s Mood, Mt. Rushmore Defaced
July 6 | Warren Commission, Heat Miser, Hot Dogs
JUNE 2009
June 29 | North Korea Lost, Obama Perturbed
June 22 | Sotomayor’s Warriors, Ancient Pottery
June 15 | Obama, Jerry Lewis, Sotomayor’s Ankle
June 8 | White House Photo-Op, Digital Statues
June 1 | Biden’s Bunker, Dowd’s New Title
MAY 2009
May 18 | Photo-Op Panic, Vatican Rules, Torture Timeline
May 11 | SCOTUS Anonymous, Awareness Awareness
May 4 | Dracula Speaks, Horse Leaps, Swine Veep
APRIL 2009
April 27, 2009 | Child Loses Trial, Men Fail Study
April 20, 2009 | Bailout Penalties, Peanut Arrests
April 13, 2009 | Special Pirates Opening-Day Edition
April 6, 2009 | Earth Hour Zombies, Beggar Consultant
MARCH 2009
March 30, 2009 | Sun Day, AIG Volcano, Geithner’s Powers
March 23, 2009 | Recession: Even Statues Fired, Repossessed
March 16, 2009 | Pope’s Ticket, Pit’s Stimulus
March 9, 2009 | Ice Age Tools, City Surveillance
March 2, 2009 | Clintons’ Cat, Ted’s Head, Noah’s Freezer
FEBRUARY 2009
February 23, 2009 | Best Actor, Worst Bill, Last Cabinet
February 16, 2009 | President’s Day News, Shockers
February 9, 2009 | Valentine’s Day, Transition Woes
February 2, 2009 | Groundhog Surprise, Slumdog Sequel
JANUARY 2009
January 26, 2009 | Hero Pilot’s Cart, Obama’s First Days
January 19, 2009 | Bush’s Last Days, Inaugural Safety
January 12, 2009 | Burris, Kennedy, Consumer Tips
January 5, 2009 | Pardons, Calendars, Inaugurations
DECEMBER 2008
December 29, 2008 | The Year in Review
December 22, 2008 | The Christmas Edition, Vol. 2
December 15, 2008 | Blur-Face Man, Almost-Famous Lines
December 8, 2008 | Ralphie, Scotty, Big Three
December 1, 2008 | Terrorist Deer, Beggars, & Vampires
NOVEMBER 2008
November 24, 2008 | Trouble w/ Foliage, Shuttles, & Turkeys
November 17, 2008 | Famous Words, White House Visits
November 10, 2008 | McCain/Otzi, Obama/Taxes, Pres. Gore?
November 3, 2008 | Layoffs, Apologies, Early Votes
OCTOBER 2008
October 27, 2008 | Halloween, Powell at UN, Palin in Russia
October 20, 2008 | Joe the Plumber, ACORN, Obama’s Library
October 13, 2008 | Debates, Palin’s Wink, Rosebud’s Revenge
October 6, 2008 | Pirates, Serta Savings, Bush’s Last Days
SEPTEMBER 2008
September 29, 2008 | McCain’s Plan, Palin’s Skirt, JFK’s Killer
September 22nd, 2008 | Fox Reality, Ghost Town, Obama Stop
September 15th, 2008 | Big Bang, Losing Genes, Pork Problems
September 8, 2008 | Obama’s Miracle, Lost VP Short Lists
AUGUST 2008
August 25, 2008 (Uncensored) | Obama & The Dark Knight
August 25, 2008 (as Published) | Incline Thrills, Michael Phelps
August 18, 2008 | Lunar Rover, Edwards’ Love Child, Olympics
August 11, 2008 | Cliffs Notes, Antarctica, Atomic Fireballs
August 4, 2008 | K-Fed Custody, Olympic Torch, Saggy Pants
JULY 2008
July 28, 2008 | McCain Stone, Osama Driver, Corleone Casino
July 21, 2008 | McCain in ‘Nam, Brangelina, Jesse Jackson
July 14, 2008 | Panhandlers, Hot Dogs, Hand Transplants
July 7, 2008 | Taliban Blasting, Pigeon Registry, Polar Ice Melts
JUNE 2008
June 30, 2008 | Exxon Valdez, NY Yankees, Al Gore Eats Dogs
June 23, 2008 | Pooh Dies, Judges March, Bush Drills for Oil
June 16, 2008 | PBS & NASA Cut Costs, Bush Pleads for Oil
June 9, 2008 | Obama & McClellan Explain, Crosby Plagiarizes
June 2, 2008 | Saint Spock, McCain Ineligible, Sex and the City
MAY 2008
May 19, 2008 | Bikers’ Code, Hillary’s Bio, Narcissists’ Marriage
May 12, 2008 | Smith Bros., Sinatra Stamp, Polygamist Ranch
May 5, 2008 | Gas Saving Tips, Stonehenge Stolen, WVU MBAs
APRIL 2008
April 28, 2008 | Noah’s Ark, Take Your Child to Work Day
April 21, 2008 | The Pope & Steinbrenner, Surprise Pulitzer
April 14, 2008 | Time Machine, Olympic Torch, Pope Trip
April 7, 2008 | Catholic Schools, Obama & the Liberty Bell
MARCH 2008
March 24, 2008 | Self-Help Book, Subpar Vernal Equinox
March 17, 2008 | Bernanke, Dentists’ Secrets, Obama’s Poster
FEBRUARY 2008
February 25, 2008 | Urinal Monologues, Beautiful Arenas
February 18, 2008 | Homework Dogs, Astronaut Women
February 11, 2008 | Turnpike, Fashion Tips, Society Scene
February 4, 2008 | Tunnels, Groundhogs, New Musicals
JANUARY 2008
January 14, 2008 | The President Changes, The Pope Protests
DECEMBER 2007
December 24, 2007 | The Christmas Edition
December 17, 2007 | The Debut Edition


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