CAPE CANAVERAL – NASA revealed that a satellite photo taken last week shows that the Lunar Rover, abandoned on the moon’s surface in 1972 by Apollo 17 astronauts, is covered with parking tickets.
NASA Administrator Noah Swayne, Jr. said he is “very disappointed” that the astronauts apparently left the vehicle, nicknamed the “moon buggy,” in a “No Parking” zone before leaving the moon’s surface.
“We need to get someone back to the moon to move that vehicle before it’s towed,” Swayne explained. “The United States of America will not be known throughout the universe as a parking scofflaw.”
Del Boca Vista resident Jack Klompus: “A short German guy — he said to call him ‘Joe Ratz’ — bought a single-bedroom unit near the pool. It made me suspicious because he drove away in a little car with a bubble on it.”