Shocker: Lunar Rover Left on Moon in 1972 is Covered With Parking Tickets

lunar ticketsCAPE CANAVERAL – NASA revealed that a satellite photo taken last week shows that the Lunar Rover, abandoned on the moon’s surface in 1972 by Apollo 17 astronauts, is covered with parking tickets.

NASA Administrator Noah Swayne, Jr. said he is “very disappointed” that the astronauts apparently left the vehicle, nicknamed the “moon buggy,” in a “No Parking” zone before leaving the moon’s surface.

“We need to get someone back to the moon to move that vehicle before it’s towed,” Swayne explained.  “The United States of America will not be known throughout the universe as a parking scofflaw.”

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