Carbolic Smoke Ball http://carbolicsmoke.com News Unencumbered By The Facts | Proud Publishers of Fake News Since 2005 Sun, 13 May 2012 15:36:53 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Elizabeth Warren Taps Sacheen Littlefeather to Deliver Her Acceptance Speech on Election Night http://carbolicsmoke.com/2012/05/12/elizabeth-warren-taps-sacheen-littlefeather-to-deliver-her-acceptance-speech-on-election-night/ Romney Won’t Back Gay Marriage, But Says He’ll Give Gays Discount Haircuts http://carbolicsmoke.com/2012/05/12/romney-wont-back-gay-marriage-but-says-hes-an-expert-on-cutting-homosexual-hair/ Chinese: Chen Incident Orchestrated by Guide Dog http://carbolicsmoke.com/2012/05/05/chinese-chen-incident-orchestrated-by-guide-dog/ ‘Why don’t people break chairs over each other’s heads anymore?’ http://carbolicsmoke.com/2012/04/24/why-dont-people-break-chairs-over-each-others-heads-anymore/ Man’s Death From Heart Attack ‘Just the Wake-Up Call He Needed’ http://carbolicsmoke.com/2012/04/23/mans-death-from-heart-attack-just-the-wake-up-call-he-needed/ Zimmerman apologizes to Trayvon Martin family: ‘I had no idea he was a friend of Al Sharpton’ http://carbolicsmoke.com/2012/04/20/zimmerman-apologizes-to-trayvon-martin-family-i-had-no-idea-he-was-a-friend-of-al-sharpton/ Titanic Shocker! http://carbolicsmoke.com/2012/04/19/titanic-shocker/ June Cleaver Puts Out $100,000 Bounty for the Capture of Hilary Rosen http://carbolicsmoke.com/2012/04/13/june-cleaver-offers-100000-bounty-for-the-capture-of-hilary-rosen/ Obama to bunny: “This is my last election. And after my election, I have more flexibility.” http://carbolicsmoke.com/2012/04/09/obama-caught-in-candid-moment-to-bunny-this-is-my-last-election-and-after-my-election-i-have-more-flexibility-%e2%80%9d/ ‘It would be unprecedented for the Supreme Court to declare a law unconstitutional’ http://carbolicsmoke.com/2012/04/05/it-would-be-unprecedented-for-the-supreme-court-to-declare-a-law-unconstitutional/