Carbolic Smoke Ball http://carbolicsmoke.com News Unencumbered By The Facts | Proud Publishers of Fake News Since 2005 Fri, 10 Oct 2008 13:32:39 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Obama Admits He’s Pals With William Ayers, Vows to Have Ex-Terrorist Serve America by Bombing Wall Street ShareThis http://carbolicsmoke.com/2008/10/10/obama-admits-hes-pals-with-william-ayers-vows-to-use-him-to-bomb-wall-street/ Hecklers Call For Palin to Iron Their Shirts - And She Does It "My collars have never looked so good," marveled one of the hecklers.ShareThis http://carbolicsmoke.com/2008/10/10/hecklers-call-for-palin-to-iron-their-shirts-and-she-does-it/ Carbolic Opinion Poll ShareThis http://carbolicsmoke.com/2008/10/10/carbolic-opinion-poll-3/ Underdog Scientists Win Nobel Prize for Chemistry, Winners Celebrate With Champagne Baths, Victory Cigars STOCKHOLM - An underdog team of scientists who discovered the protein that makes jellyfish glow won the Nobel Prize in Chemistry yesterday, ending a one-hundred year drought for protein scientists in the competition.  "What curse?" shouted Osamu Shimomura to a group of reporters in the victorious winners locker room, a cigar ... http://carbolicsmoke.com/2008/10/10/underdog-scientists-win-nobel-prize-for-chemistry-winners-celebrate-with-champagne-baths-victory-cigars/ CAMPAIGN TRAIL SHOCKER: Obama Announces He’s Dropping Out of Race, Going on Tour With Ann Wilson Duo's new rock band will be called "Change of Heart"ShareThis http://carbolicsmoke.com/2008/10/10/campaign-trail-shocker-obama-announces-hes-dropping-out-of-race-going-on-tour-with-ann-wilson/ McCain Caught on Video Using Hate Speech to Select a Donut "That one."           ShareThis http://carbolicsmoke.com/2008/10/09/mccain-under-fire-for-words-he-use-to-select-a-donut/ AIG Execs Defend Swanky Junket, Say No Bailout Money Used to Pay For Event "We used mostly stockholder money," CEO says NEW YORK - American International Group executives are defending their decision, made public yesterday by congressional investigators, to spend $440,000 on a conference at a posh California resort just days after the federal government committed $85 billion to bail out the struggling insurance giant. "We ... http://carbolicsmoke.com/2008/10/09/aig-execs-defend-swanky-junket-say-no-bailout-money-used-to-pay-for-event/ Of the $300 Billion McCain Proposes to Buy Mortgages, Half of It is For His Homes "I only wish to hell I knew which homes were mine."ShareThis http://carbolicsmoke.com/2008/10/09/of-the-300-billion-mccain-proposes-to-buy-mortgages-half-of-it-for-his-homes/ New Study Warns 1 in 4 Mammals Threatened with Extinction Not surprisingly, they're all femaleShareThis http://carbolicsmoke.com/2008/10/09/new-study-warns-1-in-4-mammals-threatened-with-extinction/ At Last Night’s Debate, A Familiar Face is Spotted in the “Undecided Voters” Section ShareThis http://carbolicsmoke.com/2008/10/08/in-the-undivided-voters-section-at-the-town-hall-debate-a-familiar-face-is-seen-last-row-to-the-left/