Carbolic Smoke Ball http://carbolicsmoke.com News Unencumbered By The Facts | Proud Publishers of Fake News Since 2005 Wed, 08 Feb 2012 04:00:12 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en From Coast-to-Coast, America is Ecstatic for Long-Suffering New York Fans: Big Apple Celebrates Only Its 56th Sports Championship http://carbolicsmoke.com/2012/02/08/america-ecstatic-for-long-suffering-new-york-fans-city-celebrates-only-its-56th-sports-championship/ Woman at Gingrich Rally: ‘Don’t Count Out Calvin Coolidge Just Yet!’ http://carbolicsmoke.com/2012/02/07/woman-at-gingrich-rally-says-dont-count-out-calvin-coolidge-just-yet/ NBC Sports Apologizes for Mrs. Obama’s ‘Spontaneous Gesture to America’ During Super Bowl Halftime http://carbolicsmoke.com/2012/02/06/nbc-sports-apologizes-for-mrs-obamas-spontaneous-gesture-during-super-bowl-halftime/ Susan G. Komen Stages ‘Race for the Capitulation’ http://carbolicsmoke.com/2012/02/03/susan-g-komen-holds-race-for-the-capitulation/ Genius Belichick to Media: ‘Your ignorance makes me ill and angry’ http://carbolicsmoke.com/2012/02/03/genius-belichick-to-media-your-ignorance-makes-me-ill-and-angry/ Al Gore Subs for Groundhog http://carbolicsmoke.com/2012/02/03/al-gore-subs-for-groundhog-2/ Bear Stages Mauling to Look Like Murder http://carbolicsmoke.com/2012/02/02/bear-stages-mauling-to-look-like-murder/ We’re going to make sure the Nevada primary turns out different . . . .’ http://carbolicsmoke.com/2012/02/01/were-going-to-make-sure-the-nevada-primary-turns-out-better/ ‘Ken, we’re two feet apart–why are we talking to each other on the phone?’ http://carbolicsmoke.com/2012/02/01/ken-were-two-feet-apart-why-are-we-talking-to-each-other-on-the-phone/ ‘Hurry, grab him and let’s get out of here . . . .’ http://carbolicsmoke.com/2012/02/01/hurry-grab-him/