
Apr 23
Senior Co-Captains Keith Scollick and Seth Rosenbaum lament, “We never get any respect. Or any women.”
Mar 20
FBI names Princess Leia Organa of Alderaan as “person of interest”
Mar 3
Vice President Biden’s first message: “I could have said that better. So could Neil Kinnock. LOL.” And his second: “Four years of sitting next to this death masque? That’s gonna really freak me out.”
Feb 26

Jan 8
Network execs promise broadcasts will “stimulate your senses like never before,” insult your intelligence just the same
Dec 12
“All they wanted were the same presents the rest of us want,” said retired Blade Runner Rick Deckard. “All I could do was watch them hack.”
Dec 2
New software will be available for download on January 20th
Dec 1


Zombies Ate My Headlines won a Gold Medal at the 2009 Independent Publisher Awards as the Best Humor Book of the Year. And we didn't even have to bribe the selection committee.
