-
Recent News Items
- Obama Admits He’s Pals With William Ayers, Vows to Have Ex-Terrorist Serve America by Bombing Wall Street
- Hecklers Call For Palin to Iron Their Shirts - And She Does It
- Carbolic Opinion Poll
- Underdog Scientists Win Nobel Prize for Chemistry, Winners Celebrate With Champagne Baths, Victory Cigars
- CAMPAIGN TRAIL SHOCKER: Obama Announces He’s Dropping Out of Race, Going on Tour With Ann Wilson
- McCain Caught on Video Using Hate Speech to Select a Donut
- AIG Execs Defend Swanky Junket, Say No Bailout Money Used to Pay For Event
-
Departments
-
Carbolic Archives
-
Search
Reports From the Trail
VATICAN CITY - In a bold moved designed to make the canonization process more fan-friendly, Pope Benedict XVI announced today that the Roman Catholic Church would soon begin on-line voting for sainthood.
The Pontiff broke the news at his weekly press conference. He explained that on-line voting would not be the sole factor in the elevation of the faithful to the firmament but merely a part of the process that involves prayer, contemplation, investigation and the guidance of the Holy Spirit.
“Our research indicates that today’s Catholics are yearning for an opportunity to become more involved,” said Pope Benedict. “We thought this would create a little more buzz, so to speak, about canonization.”
-
About Carbolic
“One of America’s great web sites.” - Pittsburgh Post-Gazette
“The city’s equivalent of The Onion.” - The New York Times
Carbolic on Air
The Carbolic Smoke Ball Report airs every Friday — mornings with Jim Krenn and Randy Baumann, afternoons with Sean McDowell — on Pittsburgh’s top-rated radio station, 102.5 WDVE. Listen to the broadcasts here, and sample the archives here.
Carbolic in Print
The Carbolic Smoke Ball Page publishes every Monday in the Trib p.m., the afternoon edition of the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review. Read this week's copy here, and browse our archives here.
Contact Carbolic
thecarbolicsmokeball@gmail.com
Carbolic Smoke Ball Staff
Tim Murray, Founder/Editor-in-Chief
Bob Haas, Editor
Chad Hermann, Editorial Director
• • •
Sean Cannon, Ace Reporter
Neal Rosenblat, Writer/Designer
Todd Shaffer, Staff Writer
• • •
Timothy Stefko, Illustrator
The Voice, Radio Correspondent
The Mayor, Radio Personality
• • •
The Hon. Judge Rufus Peckham, Founder EmeritusCarbolic Wear
Carbolic WDVE Podcast
