‘Lunch!’

Feb 1

‘Nice of you to get dressed up to work on my campaign’

Feb 1

Newt Later Told His Wife He Was Disappointed With That Handshake

Feb 1

‘Strangers in the night, exchanging glances . . .’

Feb 1

Airline Charges Newt Gingrich an Extra $27,000: He Has Too Much Baggage

Jan 31

Carnival Cruise Lines Scraps Ad Campaign Touting ‘Our Captains Don’t Abandon Ship’

NEW YORK – Carnival Cruise Lines is pulling one of its most popular television ad campaigns – the one where happy crew members raise their fists and shout, ”Our captains don’t abandon ship!” – in the wake of reports that Carnival’s Captain Francesco Schettino fled the sinking Costa Concordia while 300 passengers were still on board.

“It’s a shame, because we thought it was our best ad ever,” a Carnival spokeswoman said. “We might be able to salvage it by changing the text to read, ‘Our captains don’t abandon ship, or if they do, they’ll be forced back aboard by the Coast Guard.’  As far as we’ve been able to determine, that statement is true, as of this morning.”

Jan 30

‘No, Herman, I’m serious–I wish you’d have brought me a pizza instead of your worthless endorsement’

Jan 29

Gov. Jan Brewer Meets Obama at Airport, Comes Prepared With Sign in Case She Doesn’t Recognize Him

Jan 27

Hillary to Step Down From ‘Grueling World Stage,’ Says She Hasn’t Gotten Over Landing in Bosnia Under Sniper Fire in 1996

Jan 27

Santorum Orders Wife To Be Stoned For Six-Year Relationship With Abortion Clinic Doctor

Jan 26

Scenes From the State of the Union Address

‘Let me get a good look at you, President Roosevelt!’

Jan 25

“Look!  It’s President Obama!”

Jan 25

“Next time, ask for permission before you touch a white person.”

Jan 25

President Obama Breaks the News to Rep. Gabrielle Giffords That She Was Shot Last Year

Jan 24

Surprise Oscar Nominee: Director of Viral Internet Video Showing Assault of Passed-Out LSU Fan

 

 

Jan 24

Biden Booted From Presidential Ticket, Obama Taps Geek From ‘Moneyball’ To Be VP

Jan 24

Gingrich Emboldened by Big Win in South Carolina

“Her – the woman in the second row — that’s who I want. And I promise, sweetie, if this open marriage idea doesn’t work out, we’ll go back to normal.”

Jan 23

Penn State’s Board of Trustees Named ‘Persons of Interest’ in Death of Joe Paterno

STATE COLLEGE, Pa. (AP) — The 31 voting members of Penn State’s Board of Truestees are persons of interest in the death of long-time PSU football coach Joe Paterno. 

Shortly before Mr. Paterno’s death this morning, sources say that several, and possibly more than twenty, PSU trustees were seen monkeying with the tubes connecting the iconic coach’s body to life saving machines.

“It wasn’t enough that they fired my husband, they had to make sure he couldn’t talk,” said a Paterno family member who asked to remain anonymous. 

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Jan 22

Seconds Later, Gingrich Flipped Santorum Over His Shoulder

Romney had been tipped off.

Jan 20

Gingrich’s Ex-Wife Says He Wanted Open Marriage, Bill Clinton Endorses Gingrich for President

Jan 19

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