Al Gore’s Soul Transplanted Into His Na’vi Avatar, Ex-VP Pledges Fidelity to Ecosystem Goddess Eywa

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Jan 4

Falcon Heene Blurts Out “Climate Change Just A Show,” Al Gore Charged With Perpetrating Hoax

Falcon89-APTOPIX_Boy_In_Balloon_sff_standalone_prod_affiliate_81FORT COLLINS, Colo. – Al Gore has been charged with a felony for perpetrating a hoax on the American people in connection with his work in publicizing the purported seriousness of climate change. 

The charge was leveled after Gore made an appearance on CNN with six-year-old Falcon Heene, and Falcon blurted out “we did this climate change thing for a show.” Falcon’s comment spurred a massive investigation that police say produced “irrefutable evidence” that climate change is a fraud.

Before it was found to be a lie, Gore’s madcap, publicity-hungry stunt shaped public policy at the highest levels of government to reduce emissions of greenhouse gases.  It turns out that reduction of greenhouse gases has no impact on the environment.

Oct 19

California Wildfires Spreading Like . . . Very Fast

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Aug 31

Obama Faults Bush for Bad Weather on His Vacation

Photo Five ObamasWASHINGTON – President Obama said the bad weather in the final days of his family’s vacation on Martha’s Vineyard was caused by the Bush administration.

“We did our best to have a relaxing family vacation, despite the mess we inherited,” said the President. 

Obama said that climate change, which the Bush administration refused to address, and, of course, former Vice President Cheney, caused the bad weather.  Senator Patrick Leahy called for a Congressional investigation.

Aug 31

Local Man Insists His Lawn Should be LEED Certified

scissor-cut“Don’t tell me about green! You won’t find a greener yard in all of Blawnox!” says Samuel Blatchford

Aug 7

NASA Satellite Photo Shows Lone User of Electricity During Earth Hour: A Tennessee Mansion Owned By a Mr. Albert Gore

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Mar 30