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CarbolicChad — Sun, 14 Nov 2010 04:10:04 +0000

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Eerie Tiger Woods Nike Ad Features The Late Moe Howard Scolding Him

Judge Rufus Peckham — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 04:02:04 +0000

NEW YORK – Nike has released an ad some are calling ”disturbing” featuring a close-up of disgraced golfer Tiger Woods with the shocking, pre-recorded voice-over of the Three Stooges’ Moe Howard scolding him. Mr. Howard passed away in 1975.

The unmistakable impression is that Mr. Howard is chiding Woods for his notorious sex scandal.

Mr. Howard is heard to say: “I ought to murder you, you numb-skull. Remind me to kill you later. When I get outa this, I’m gonna tear you limb from limb!”

Supreme Court Rules Corporations May Contribute to Supreme Court

Judge Rufus Peckham — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 05:02:36 +0000

WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a contentious 5-4 decision authored by Justice Antonin Scalia, the U.S. Supreme Court ruled yesterday that corporations may lend financial support to the Supreme Court.

The decision follows closely on the court’s holding last month that corporations may contribute to political candidates.

Democratic lawmakers condemned the ruling, saying it will invite special interests to sway the court’s decisions. Justice Scalia answered critics by donning a jacket during oral argument covered with ads paid for by corporations.

Iran Joins Ranks of World Powers: New TV Ad Features Cartoon Ayatollah Khomeini Selling Mattresses to Celebrate Anniversary of Revolution

Judge Rufus Peckham — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 05:02:24 +0000

“We’re slashing prices the way I’d like to slash the throat of Salmon Rushdie.”

Leno Makes Surprise Cameos in Super Bowl Ads with Letterman, Pam Tebow

Judge Rufus Peckham — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 15:10:02 +0000

“Everywhere I look, there’s that jerk,” said Conan O’Brien.

“Underwear Bomber” Signs Five Year Modeling Deal With Fruit of the Loom

Judge Rufus Peckham — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 05:02:52 +0000

“No one in the world is more closely associated with underwear than Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab. Despite the Christmas terrorist incident, we’re standing behind him no matter what — unless, of course, he cheats on a woman.” NOAH SWAYNE, CEO, Fruit of the Loom

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