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The Carbolic Smoke Ball Report no longer appears on the DVE Morning Show. It was a great run, and we had a lot of fun, but after almost three years, we decided to pull the plug and stretch beyond the format.
We’ll have new bits, content, and experiments posted here soon. In the meantime, you can browse the archives of our old shows…
MAY 2009
May 15 ,2009 | Ailing Banks, Photo-Ops, Pope’s Speech
May 8, 2009 | Swiss Desert, GOP Ticket, Judge-Keeping
May 1, 2009 | Boyle Bombshell, Cheney Epidemic, Draft Gay
APRIL 2009
April 24, 2009 | Madonna/Jolie Trade, Jackson Auction
April 17, 2009 | Bush & the Pirates, Fireworks, Masters
April 3, 2009 | Earth Hour Attack, Looking for Barack
MARCH 2009
March 20, 2009 | Foreclosures, Outbreaks, Name Changes
March 13, 2009 | Time Change, St. Patty’s Day, Lincoln Logs
March 6, 2009 | Howard Brothers 3-D, Pope Fired, Pinto Fixed
FEBRUARY 2009
February 27, 2009 | Oscar Recap, Capt. “Sully” Speaks Out
February 13, 2009 | Phelps, Clones, Corpses, & Slumdogs
February 6, 2009 | Groundhog Day, Peanuts Recall, Taxes
JANUARY 2009
January 23, 2009 | Inaugural Re-Dos, Presidential Orientation
January 16, 2009 | Consumer Tips, Reigns of Terror
January 9, 2009 | Burris, Sarkozy, & AirTran Troubles
DECEMBER 2008
December 12, 2008 | Governors, Recessions, & Whoop-Ass
December 5, 2008 | Target Apologizes, CEOs Downsize
NOVEMBER 2008
November 26, 2008 | Lennon Forgiven, Spelling Corrected
November 21, 2008 | Zombies, Vampires, & Oreo Brutality
November 14, 2008 | Biden’s Exorcist, 50 Cent’s Downgrade
November 7, 2008 | Hillary, Mildred, Barack, John, and Otzi
OCTOBER 2008
October 31, 2008 | McCain, Palin, Biden, and Voldemort
October 24, 2008 | Colin Powell, ACORN, Mr. Blackwell
October 17, 2008 | Bill Maher, O.J., “That One”
October 3, 2008 | VP Debate, Palin’s Sugar, Harry’s Horse
SEPTEMBER 2008
September 26, 2008 | Blaine, The Amish, Larry King Live
September 19, 2008 | Ocho Cinco, John-John, and Monica
September 5, 2008 | McCain Arrested, Obama Tested
AUGUST 2008
August 22, 2008 | Mao, McCain, and Bigfoot
August 15, 2008 | Favre Retires Again, Mr. Blackwell Lists
August 8, 2008 | Favre, Obama, and the Holy Cheeto
August 1, 2008 | Olympic Terror, California Quake
JULY 2008
July 25, 2008 | Obama’s Renouncement, McCain’s Essay
July 11, 2008 | A-Rod’s Divorce, Jesse Jackson’s Apology
July 3, 2008 | Carbolic Smoke Ball’s Salute to America
JUNE 2008
June 27, 2008 | McCain’s Prize, Peter Pan’s Puberty
June 20, 2008 | U.S. Open Secrets, Obama & Mamas
June 13, 2008 | Shuttle Mission, Ed McMahon’s House
June 6, 2008 | Big Brown, Campaign Hate Speech
MAY 2008
May 30, 2008 | McCain’s Health, Hockey Supremacy
May 23, 2008 | Saint Spock, Same-Sex Marriage
May 16, 2008 | Sinatra Stamp, Hillary Movie
May 9, 2008 | Clinton Fundraising, Miley Cyrus Photos
APRIL 2008
April 25, 2008 | Pope’s Visit, Flintstones Bird’s Death
April 18, 2008 | Political Bombshells, Robert Frost
April 11, 2008 | Obama’s Miracle, Olympic Torch
MARCH 2008
March 28, 2008 | Sniper Fire, Eliot Spitzer
March 21, 2008 | Mrs. Dolly Llama, GOP Primaries
March 14, 2008 | St. Patty’s Day, Casino Crime
March 7, 2008 | JLo, Big Ben, Jesse Jackson
DECEMBER 2007
December 21, 2007 | A Carbolic Smoke Ball Christmas


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