Disturbing YouTube Video Shows International Olympic Committee Terrorizing Homeless Man With Olympic Torch

LONDON – The International Olympic Committee is being questioned in connection with a barbaric three-minute video that appeared on YouTube over the weekend showing more than three dozen Olympic Committee members taunting and terrorizing a homeless man with the iconic Olympic Torch.

A spokesman for Scotland Yard said the incident, which occurred in London last week, was “an animalistic assault that was made all the more vicious because one of the [Olympic Committee members] videotaped it for sport.”  Throughout the ordeal, the homeless man was visibly distressed and pleaded with his attackers to stop.

Police are searching for the man to insure he is not injured.  “We believe he suffers from a mental disorder,” said Scotland Yard spokesman Noah Swayne.  “So we suspect he’ll try to run for Parliament.”

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