Monthly Archives: February 2012

Santorum Reveals He Suffers From Eating Disorder: He Binges, Then Listens to JFK Speech on Religion and Throws Up

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Pakistan Home Buyer Furious That Home Inspection Didn’t Reveal House Was Bin Laden’s Lair

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Obama Apologizes for Burning of Koran, Wishes ‘Some Stupid Catholic Book’ Was Burned Instead

KABUL – President Obama sent a letter of apology to Afghanistan President Hamid Karzai for the actions of American military personnel in buring the Koran.  Mr. Obama wrote: “I wish to express my deep regret for the reported incident. I

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Exorcist Father Damien Karras on Santorum’s Short List for VP

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Democrats Reject ‘Preposterous’ Charge that Obama’s Religion Isn’t True Christianity

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Rick Santorum Unveils His Vision of America

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“I Asked Amy to Name the Stingiest People on Earth, and She Said, ‘The Americans’”

OP-ED BY FORMER PRESIDENT JIMMY CARTER – I had a discussion with my daughter, Amy, the other day, and I asked her to name the stingiest people on earth. Without any hesitation, she said, “the Americans.” Amy is right.  Even

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50 Years Ago: JFK Was Punked –There Was No ‘Space Wombat’ in John Glenn’s Capsule

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“Make ‘Leap Second’ Count: Spend it With a Loved One!”

OP-ED BY REV. NOAH SWAYNE – At the end of June this year, scientists will add an extra second to atomic clocks around the world, a tweak intended to make up for changes in the earth’s rotation. Just think of it! 

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Obama Involuntarily Committed Following $3.8 Trillion Spending Plan

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Naked, Winged Arrow Shooter Holds Community in Terror Grip

PITTSBURGH – Police say that a naked, winged male youth known only as “Cupid” is a person of interest in a series of bow and arrow attacks throughout the tri-state area. The suspect’s modus operandi is to fire tiny arrows into

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Whitney Houston the Latest to Die in Tub: How Many More People Must We Sacrifice to These Deathtraps?

EDITORIAL – Singer Whitney Houston’s death in a Beverly Hilton bathtub is merely the latest in a long line of tragedies associated with that unspeakable deathtrap. It was in a bathtub in 1793 where radical journalist Jean-Paul Marat was famously murdered by Charlotte Corday.

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Maine Caucuses: Congressman Ron Paul a ‘Person of Interest’ in Latest Cabot Cove Murder

Little town averages one murder per week.

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Obama’s War on Catholics: Pope Puts Swiss Guard on Stand-By in Case of Invasion

“I’ll put my Swiss Guard against Obama’s Navy Seals any day of the week, notwithstanding the ostrich feathers in the helmets.”  — Pope Benedict

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Obama’s War on Catholics Escalates: Executive Order Will Force Meat Down Catholics’ Throats on Fridays in Lent

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And, behold, the Holy Spirit Descended Upon Me . . . .

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From Coast-to-Coast, America is Ecstatic for Long-Suffering New York Fans: Big Apple Celebrates Only Its 56th Sports Championship

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Woman at Gingrich Rally: ‘Don’t Count Out Calvin Coolidge Just Yet!’

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NBC Sports Apologizes for Mrs. Obama’s ‘Spontaneous Gesture to America’ During Super Bowl Halftime

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Susan G. Komen Stages ‘Race for the Capitulation’

Agency reverses self, will fund Planned Parenthood

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