Breaking News: Underwear Bomber Changes Plea to ‘Guilty’

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Oct 12

Reporters Try to Uncover Meaning of Steve Jobs’ Dying Words

Citizen-Kane-globeThe Apple visionary was in bed, clutching a snow globe in one hand. Suddenly, his hand opened, and the snow globe fell to the floor. Jobs managed to utter his final words: “Adobe Flash.” 

Some reporters think the words referred to Jobs’ childhood sled.

Oct 6

Sarah Palin Won’t Run For President, Nation Shocked

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Oct 6

Shocker: Lunar Rover Left on Moon in 1972 is Covered With Parking Tickets

lunar ticketsCAPE CANAVERAL – NASA revealed that a satellite photo taken last week shows that the Lunar Rover, abandoned on the moon’s surface in 1972 by Apollo 17 astronauts, is covered with parking tickets.

NASA Administrator Noah Swayne, Jr. said he is “very disappointed” that the astronauts apparently left the vehicle, nicknamed the “moon buggy,” in a “No Parking” zone before leaving the moon’s surface. 

“We need to get someone back to the moon to move that vehicle before it’s towed — and to pay those tickets,” Swayne explained.  “The United States of America will not be known throughout the universe as a parking scofflaw.”

Oct 3