Monthly Archives: April 2011
Flashback: November 20, 2002: Larry King Finds Stars From Hollywood’s Golden Era Nesting in Donald Trump’s Hair
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Deadly Tornado Kills Seven
TOPEKA – Seven people died when a killer tornado roared through a farm 40 miles south of Topeka yesterday. Officials say six adults were consoling “a delusional teen girl” in a farmhouse when…
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Transcript: Biden Talking in His Sleep During Budget Speech
“. . . articulate, clean, nice looking . . . the magical negro . . . .”
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Pirates’ Owner Unveils Plan for New Ballpark
PITTSBURGH – Pirates owner Bob Nutting unveiled plans to put the team in a new ballpark to be built between PNC Park and Heinz Field. “PNC Park is ten years old, and it’s very outdated,” Nutting said. “In order for the…
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Zombies Ate My Headlines won a Gold Medal at the 2009 Independent Publisher Awards as the Best Humor Book of the Year. And we didn't even have to bribe the selection committee.
