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PHOENIX – The state of Arizona resorted to “Plan B” last night to protect its citizens from marauding Mexicans in the wake of a federal court ruling blocking implementation of Arizon’s new immigration law.
Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer travelled to California yesterday and hired seven notorious gunslingers to protect her state, led by veteran gunfighter Yul Brynner, gambler Steve McQueen, and heartthrob Horst Werner Buchholz. The gunslingers intend to teach Arizona’s citizens to fight in order to route invading Mexicans.
Gov. Brewer also hired film composer Elmer Bernstein to come up with an iconic score to commemorate the pending battle.
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