Biden: Tea Party Should Denounce Racism By Recruiting Clean, Nice-Looking Blacks

biden-7522441WASHINGTON – Vice President Joe Biden has some advice for the Tea Party movement.

“They need to get rid of their racist image,” Biden explained.  “The best way to to do that is to recruit some blacks. But they need to be careful about the kind of blacks they recruit. What they need is a few mainstream African-Americans who are articulate, bright, clean, and nice-looking.  Like President Obama.”

Biden said that the Tea Party movement will always be “treated as a joke” as long as there are racists in the movement.

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