Clint Eastwood’s “Dirty Herod” Opens Christmas Day

clint2HOLLYWOOD - The newest film from actor-director-producer Clint Eastwood is scheduled for wide release Christmas Day, not a moment too soon for theater owners struggling to sell tickets in a dismal holiday box office season. The movie, entitled ”Dirty Herod,” is about a no-nonsense Israelite king who doesn’t play by the rules but always gets results.

“I was intrigued by the numerous catch-phrases in the script, and by the chance to play such a great character,” said Eastwood, who met with critics after a private screening. “‘Dirty Herod’ is the best thing I’ve ever done.” 

Many reviewers expressed surprise that Eastwood’s character uses a .44 magnum revolver to keep his kingdom in line.  They referred specifically to a scene in which Herod explains to John the Baptist the size and caliber of the gun he’s aiming at him, advising the prone prophet that the weapon could “blow [his] head clean off.” 

Eastwood dismissed their concerns. “I think audiences are willing to put up with a few historical inaccuracies if the story is good enough.  People would be shocked if they knew the liberties I took with the facts in those Iwo Jima things I made. You’ll excuse me, but I can’t remember their names.”  

He added that a high-speed automobile chase through the streets of ancient Jerusalem also raised a few eyebrows during previews, but he’s glad he kept the scene in the film.  “It’s a great pick-me-up after the slaughter of the innocents.”

Mr. Eastwood said that he looks forward to reprising the role of  Herod in future projects.  “I’ve got an idea about a road picture with Herod and an orangutan. That’s got smash hit written all over it.”

Dec 17