Salvation ArmyWASHINGTON - The U.S. Defense Department announced that the troops being sent to Afghanistan as part of President Obama’s surge are from the Salvation Army.

“All the other military units have been depleted by the war in Iraq, so the Salvation Army is all I had,” chuckled Secretary of Defense Robert Gates.  “I can’t imagine they’re going to be any good in battle, but if we stick them on street corners, my guess is they’ll raise a little money over there.”