Peanuts’ Security Under Investigation After Gate-Crashing Incident

PEANUTS CRASHEDFINALNEW YORK – A security breach at syndicated daily comic strip Peanuts is under investigation after two uninvited guests managed to crash the strip yesterday.

Tereq and Michaele Salahi, aspiring reality television contestants, suddenly appeared without explanation in a panel where Charlie Brown is conversing with his long-time friend Linus van Pelt. 

In other panels, the Salahis are seen shaking hands with the strip’s crabby fuss-budget, Lucy van Pelt, and posing with its iconic beagle, Snoopy.

Mr. Snoopy’s publicist issued a statement on his behalf: “Mr. Snoopy is disappointed that [comic strip newspaper syndication service] United Feature Syndicate unnecessarily exposed the cast of Peanuts to potentially serious harm by employing security procedures that are, by any measure, wanting.  Mr. Snoopy trusts that a thorough investigation into this security breach will be immediately undertaken, and that these extremely serious problems will be remedied before the next strip is drawn.”

Dec 4