Study: Many Arab Students Falling Behind Peers In Basic Terror Skills

palestinian_boyQATTAR - A new study commissioned by the Society For The Destruction of Western Civilization released today concludes that many Arab students do not possess the requisite terror skills to wage jihad in the twenty-first century.

“We are failing our children,” said Dr. Ayman al-Zawahiri, a self-described leader in what he calls the growing field of advanced mayhem creation.

“What does it say about the job we are doing when we are sending kids out into the world with little or no ability to handle a grenade launcher, little or no ability to make their own bombs, and little or no desire to slaughter for the sake of their God? We need to take a good look at ourselves and find out where we went wrong, before it’s too late.”

Dr. al-Zawahiri added that such achievement gaps must be closed if Middle Eastern youth wish to maintain their much-touted global supremacy in what is becoming an increasingly competitive terror market.

“In the words of Thomas Friedman, the world is flat. We need to make sure our youth understand this fact. I’d hate to see the day when one of our own approaches the leader of a terrorist cell looking for the opportunity to massacre and he’s told ‘I’m sorry, we already gave the job to an Indonesian, or Pakistani.’ But I fear that day is coming.”

Nov 12