Obama to Hold Fort Hood Beer Summit with Maj. Hasan and Sgt. Munley

beerWASHINGTON – White House press secretary Robert Gibbs announced that President Obama has invited Major Nidal Malik Hasan, the Fort Hood shooter, and Sgt. Kimberly Munley, the police officer who brought him down, to the White House to “lower the temperature” about the incident over a couple of beers.

“The President doesn’t want anyone to jump to conclusions about the shooting,” Gibbs explained.  “He intends for this beer summit to be a learning experience for both Major Hasan and Sgt. Munley.  He’s hoping they can find a constructive way forward, without either finger or gun pointing at one another.”

Gibbs refused to say what brand beer the summit’s attendees would be drinking.  “For Sgt. Munley, I think it’s called Moose Drool or something, and for Major Hasan, nobody here can pronounce it.”

Nov 10