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BERLIN – The agent for the Bride of Frankenstein, Scott Boras, said the Bride won’t stand by her man following his latest indiscretions, which include setting fire to a blind man’s hut and murdering peasants.
“The Bride wants it known that she is not a ‘50s housewife who will tolerate her husband’s boorish behavior,” said Boras. “She is an empowered, modern woman.”
“I know that she’s ‘empowered,’ because I saw the electricity surging through her body when they brought her to life. Furthermore, I know that she’s ‘modern’ because they just assembled her last Thursday.”
The Frankenstein monster issued a statement in response: “Grrrrr!”
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