Nobel Prize Stunner!

levi-johnston-sarah-palin-quitSpecial report by Gaylord “Gay” Mann, Carbolic Smoke Ball homosexual correspondent- Audible gasps, then applause, erupted after Thorbjorn Jagland, chair of the Nobel Committee, announced that  Levi Johnston, the hunky, 19-year-old ex-paramour of Sarah Palin’s teenage daughter, Bristol, is the winner of this year’s Nobel Prize for Opmerkelijke Bijdragen in het Ontsporen van Politieke Ambities van een Rechtse Nutjob, or, “Outstanding Contributions in Derailing Political Ambitions of a Right Wing Nutjob,” a new Nobel category this year.  Bristol Palin finished a strong second.

The scales tipped in Mr. Johnston’s favor after it was revealed that the gorgeous dreamboat is planning to pose for Playgirl Magazine.  Pant, pant, pant!  It would be difficult to think of anything that could embarrass the Palin banshee more than to have the tallywacker of her grandchild’s father splashed all over the Internet.  That is, other than to have that same tallywacker where it was last year at this time, which led to said grandchild.

Mr. Johnston said he was humbled by the award, but added he wasn’t sure what the word “humbled” meant.

Oct 20