Moon Retaliates Against Earth for Bombing Crater; Obama Apologizes to Moon

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WASHINGTON - One hour after NASA spacecrafts barreled into the moon at twice the speed of a bullet in search of ice, the moon launched a series of projectiles toward earth in apparent retaliation. 

At least four of the moon’s projectiles landed in the Indian Ocean, but no casualties have been reported.  One of the projectiles was the plaque left on the moon by Apollo 11 astronauts following the first moon landing in 1969. It’s words ”We came in peace for all mankind” were crossed out with red paint and the words “DIE PIGS!” were scrawled on it.  Vice President Joe Biden told a reporter that the moon might be sending the earth a message. 

President Obama, with his newly awarded Nobel Peace Prize slung around his neck, sent an urgent video message to the moon in which he apologized “for all of earth’s intrusions on the lunar way of life,” and promised to help rebuild the moon with reparations.

Oct 9