Empire State Building Lit Up to Raise Awareness About Blue Balls

Empire State BuildingNEW YORK – The Empire State Building is bathed in blue to raise awareness about blue balls at the start of National Congested Prostate Month.

“October has been set aside to teach our young people about the condition of temporary fluid congestion in the prostate and testicles caused by prolonged sexual arousal, otherwise known as ‘blue balls,’” explained Dr. Noe Gyven Tayke, director of the Hoboken Congested Prostate Institute, formerly known as the Hoboken Blue Balls Institute.  “Blue balls is the most prevalent, not to mention the kinkiest, disease known to afflict men in the northern hemisphere.”

Dr. Tayke headed up a blue ribbon panel that is widely credited with finding alternate cures for the condition: ejaculation or cold shower. 

The annual “Blue Balls Race For The Cure” will be held this Saturday in Central Park, when hundreds of men will dash into port-o-johns with lotion and a Penthouse Magazine to teach young people the most effective way to treat a congested prostate.

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