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CAMBRIDGE – Police Sgt. James Crowley and Prof. Henry Louis Gates Jr. checked themselves into a local hospital for alcohol detoxification over the weekend.
Both men developed alcohol dependence as a result of their participation in the White House “beer summit” last week. Neither man drank to excess prior to their meeting with the President.
Vice President Joe Biden, who also attended the summit, checked himself into the hospital’s detoxification program as well. Biden whispered to a reporter: “I think I’m suffering from alcohol dementia. Or maybe it’s just regular dementia, I don’t know.”
President Obama issued a statement calling for Gates and Crowley to join him in a “coffee summit” at the White House after their release from the hospital. “It will just be three guys, sitting around drinking coffee, talking things out peacefully,” explained the President.
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