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KING ABDULLAH: Back where I come from, we have men who are called “heroes.” Once a year, they take their fortitude out of mothballs and parade it down the main street of the city. And they have no more courage than you have. But — they have one thing that you haven’t got: a medal. Therefore, for meritorious conduct, extraordinary valor, conspicuous bravery against wicked witches, I award you the Triple Cross. You are now a member of the Legion of Courage!
PRESIDENT OBAMA: Ah, shucks, folks, I’m speechless!
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