WASHINGTON, D.C. – John McCain was arrested last night and charged with breaking and entering after a woman found him sprawled out naked and asleep on a bed in her posh Georgetown townhouse. 

It was the third time this month that McCain has been booked on burglary-related charges after being discovered in someone else’s home.

His defense in each case has been the same: he doesn’t know how many houses he owns, and “I must have guessed wrong about this one.”