Male Twin Fetuses Oppress, Subjugate Their Sisters in the Uterus

NEW YORK - Researchers at the University of Hoboken’s Women’s Studies Department have discovered that a twin brother in the uterus hurts his female twin’s quality of life by reducing her fertility and enhancing her chances of contracting fatal diseases.

The three-year study conducted by Prof. Velveeta Swayne-Lugosi concluded that “patriarchy extends even to the uterus,” and that boy twin fetuses ”exert male privilege over their sisters because the misogynistic Western culture in which they were conceived has taught them to believe they are entitled to subjugate females.” 

Prof. Swayne-Lugosi said there is also evidence to suggest that one-in-four female fetuses are raped by their male fetus twins by the end of the first trimester, an act for which the males ”need to be held strictly accountable.”  The solution, according to Prof. Swayne-Lugosi, is sensitivity training for every male fetus. 

“We must undo everything boy fetuses have been taught about what it means to be male and teach them to be like their sisters.” 

She also advocates changing rape laws to permit a newborn boy to be arrested at birth for any sexual assault he committed in the uterus.  “For the purpose of holding the male criminally responsible, and for that purpose only, he would be considered a human being — a criminal human being — before birth.”  

Prof. Swayne-Lugosi also wants to empower female fetuses that are paired with a twin male by arming them with a miniature “take back the uterus” sign.

Jul 24

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