Clinton: “You never know what might happen… Some crazy bitch might come after him with a cleaver while the two of them are debating”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -Hillary Clinton said she could not understand calls for her to quit the presidential race, arguing that history has shown that “something might   happen” to the frontrunner.

“Senator Obama might be run over by a bus,” she explained.  ”Or he might spontaneously combust.  He might be gunned down by vicious gangs, because we all know how those people are.  A meteor might hit him.  And, of course, some crazy bitch might come after him with a meat cleaver while they’re debating.”

“One way or another,” she added, “I’m going to get this nomination whether the voters like it or not.”

May 27

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